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THE ZIGGURAT CHEMICAL COMPANY:
Bringing Old World Values to the Modern Age! Using
unconventional scientific methodology and research
can be the best and most efficient means to reach a
bright new future, but you don't need to worry about
the details, just Trust Science and your Friends at
Ziggurat Chemical to solve all your Zombie Problems!
While the proper authorities and other qualified
experts are doing their part to keep the peace in
times of zombie related emergencies, the common
citizen may enjoy the comfort of better understanding
the phenomena of a zombie outbreak. Taking a
certified Zombie Outbreak Preparedness Class, or
becoming involved in a group like The People For
The Ethical Treatment of Zombies (PETZ) can be
personally rewarding as well as making you a
valuable member of your local community!
Ziggurat Chemical provides grants to Neighborhood Zombie Watch
and other zombie educational programs as a gesture of goodwill and
community service and in no way constitutes admission of any prior
knowledge, responsibility, or any liability in outbreaks of undead
activity and especially In The Event Of A Zombie Attack.
Bringing Old World Values to the Modern Age! Using
unconventional scientific methodology and research
can be the best and most efficient means to reach a
bright new future, but you don't need to worry about
the details, just Trust Science and your Friends at
Ziggurat Chemical to solve all your Zombie Problems!
While the proper authorities and other qualified
experts are doing their part to keep the peace in
times of zombie related emergencies, the common
citizen may enjoy the comfort of better understanding
the phenomena of a zombie outbreak. Taking a
certified Zombie Outbreak Preparedness Class, or
becoming involved in a group like The People For
The Ethical Treatment of Zombies (PETZ) can be
personally rewarding as well as making you a
valuable member of your local community!
Ziggurat Chemical provides grants to Neighborhood Zombie Watch
and other zombie educational programs as a gesture of goodwill and
community service and in no way constitutes admission of any prior
knowledge, responsibility, or any liability in outbreaks of undead
activity and especially In The Event Of A Zombie Attack.
| Be sure to learn more about your local Zombie Preparedness Civic Groups, like these! |
| Educate and Prepare yourself and your loved ones In The Event Of A Zombie Attack |
| YEAR OF THE ZOMBIE 2013 CALENDAR: -A collection of timeless tips to save the lives of you and your loved ones In The Event Of A Zombie Attack! Lavishly illustrated in a spiffy retro-style showing the finer points of Zombie Outbreak Preparedness. 2012 YEAR OF THE ZOMBIE CALENDAR |
| Zombie Coloring & Activity Book: The fun way to educate yourself and prepare for the horror of a zombie outbreak ZOMBIE COLORING & ACTIVITY BOOK |
| Z-Town, Solo Role-Playing Game To help hone your senses and prepare you for the next zombie outbreak! Z-TOWN SOLO RPG |
FREE Zombie Preparedness Educational Resources
FREE Zombie Coloring & Activity Book pages:
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